Jim Behrle
Feer the Deer
for Stacy SzymaszekNo good ever seems
To come from having
A self-destruct sequence
Installed in your evil lair
Moxie does funny things
To a man / You pay
Prostitutes not just
To sleep with you
But also to leave afterwards
America invented Jesus!
It laid its eggs inside
Me / Talk to the
Crystal in my foreheadMy donor database
Is a mess / And I
Still haven’t found
The grenade that
Turns people into
Mr. T